1: person - Where are you from?
me - Albany.
person - Oh... your bus station really sucks/is gross/is scary.
me - Thank you.
2: person - How long have you been with your boyfriend?
me - Six and a half years.
person - Wow! Why aren't you married yet?
me - I'm only 24. (also, none of your business)
3: person - You don't speak French? Not even a little?
me - Nope. I tried but it didn't stick.
person - huh...
me - I'm American.
person - Oh, OK then.