squirrels: 1, me: 0

I went out to look at my plants and dun dun dunnnnnnnn... the squirrels destroyed the strawberries. They shredded them - pulled the seedlings out of the planter and tore them apart leaf, by leaf and stem by stem.

squirrels: 1, me: 0

I tried to salvage the bits of plant with roots still attached and shove them back into the planter. Hopefully they'll take. But to prevent any further squirrel shenanigans I built a little cage of chicken wire. It's not secured in any real way, but there are sharp edges so I hope that's a deterrent.

 
Your move, squirrels.